my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.
My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
now we just call him Dav
I’m so mad
*this pizza serves 4-6 people*
bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me