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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:


can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana
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best-lovequotes:

domo-eskimo.tumblr.com on We Heart It.

decj97:

okaymad:

women are not powerful?  oh please i can get your dick up in just a minute in public and there’s nothing you can do bout it

This scares me because it’s true

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cabbij:

would reblog your selfie, but I don’t wanna make my blog less attractive

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thefaultinourfandoms:

fasterfood:

“dad i got accepted into harvard!!”

“son im very disappointed in u. i did not raise u to be such a nerd”

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bowel-city:

gf: babe, come over

me: I aint got a car

gf: but my parents aren’t home

me:

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break-this-frozen-heart:

princessmeldrops:

So I went on Omegle last night with cute intentions, and…
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i laughed way too hard jesus christ

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heytherenia:

I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr. 
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