What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?
do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing
"if she didn’t want those nudes released, she wouldn’t have taken them"
so I guess you wouldn’t mind all your friends and family seeing your smutty fanfictions and filthy text posts since you wouldn’t have made them if you didn’t want anyone to see them
My whole life just flashed before my eyes just reading that
Maybe I should do the Boo Radley Challenge where I stay in my house for 25 years and never leave
This is the greatest literary reference I’ve ever read.